Lynlee Ann Moeller

nurmengardx:

natasaromanoff:

imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris

what a chrisis

sigoogleart:
“ countsassmaster:
“ girlchub:
“ shavingryansprivates-deactivate:
“ Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble. Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood...

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:

shavingryansprivates-deactivate:

Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

runningbox11:

THREE DAYS AGO Y’ALL WERE CALLING JOHN GREEN THE DEN MOTHER OF TUMBLR AND NOW YOU’RE GETTING MAD BECAUSE HE GOT EXCITED ABOUT HIS OWN DAMN BOOK BECOMING A MOVIE AND HAVING SOMETHING RELATIVELY PROGRESSIVE IN IT THIS MAN HAS DONE SO GODDAMN MUCH FOR SO MANY CAUSES AND HE’S PUT OUT LOVE AND GOOD MESSAGES TO SO MANY PEOPLE AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE SPITTING HIS WAY BECAUSE HE HAD CONFIDENCE AND SELF LOVE I HAVE NEVER HATED TUMBLR THE WAY I DO RIGHT NOW

catgroovin:

mindf4ng:

khdpuppetmaru:

leifal:

niknak79:

The is horrifying. 

what if you were in the shower when it happened

*SRCEAMREGING*

HAHHHHHHHHH NOIIIIIIT NOPE NO OPE NP ENPPE

NO NONONONONONONONOONNOONONONONONONO NONONO
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHAT VILLE

addictedtopunsandpizza:
“ mr-egbutt:
“ larvitarse:
“ anxieties:
“ daddyfuckedme:
“ 3D printed out candy
”
excuse me
”
it has begun
soon we’ll be able to illegally download food
” ”
I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this...

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:

larvitarse:

anxieties:

daddyfuckedme:

3D printed out candy 

excuse me

it has begun

soon we’ll be able to illegally download food

I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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chappaai-trekker:

That last one tho. he just casually merges into the NOPE lane.

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think